#i will find the SMALLEST THING

[beesarthur]

ok friends, how do i make my way into the one career i was born to (continuity checker for a long-running tv show)???

[linterteatime]

Slugcat distribution system gave them an explosive rabid raccoon and a overpowered sewer rat ❤️

[lazylittledragon]

i refuse to believe that boycotting is hard. my favourite thing in the world is ordering maccies after a late night at work/a concert/getting drunk. yes i do miss it sometimes. but the other night i ordered from a small place near my house instead and it was the most orgasmic burger i've ever had in my life. i very rarely say this but fucking suck it up people are DEAD

[sallymew4]

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOURE DOING RIGHT FUCKING NOW

EVERYBODY SHUT UP IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[demon-bugs]

bears in trees were so right when they said

I want to cherish every insignificance Lay in the light of your mundane I want to hold onto every impermanence Each an eternity in their own way

because holy shit

[imaginethathaikyuu]

Em can we please talk about Tsukki. Everyone keeps writing him as a mean dom and it’s killing my soul. Please say it isn’t so 😭😭😭😭

Lowkey hc Tsukki as ace and super sweet on his person… like he just simps and is very soft in private. I just wanna kiss his pretty fingers. but I’d love to hear your takes.

okay like ive beeeeen saying this since day one, popular fanon characterization is NOT satisfying for me.....

tsukishima kei would arguably be the best partner...imo... LIKE i think he'd be an annoying little fucker at first when you don't know each other well. but as you get closer he becomes the softest sweetest kindest bf.

especially as things get more serious, when he can let go of all of his insecurities and finally start feeling equal to you, his curtain of arrogance drops and he can just be himself :]

he is sooo cat coded imo like he's just always There. he will randomly lay next to u and put your hand on his head (instead of asking u to play with his hair) and just sit in silence forever. Annoys u just for the sake of being a Bother. puts cold drink on the back of your neck, pulls ur hoodie strings closed, places ur fav snacks on the highest shelf. but also ties ur shoe for u and remembers ur coffee order and compliments u every day. wait i love him

but also like i get the fun in writing him as big mean dom who fucks like if that is what u like to read i love that for u and honestly i see why some ppl write him as like. a big doodoo meanie like thats a fun path to go down too. that just isnt the tsukishima kei who lives in my house u know what i mean

[gossamerrose]

Finding contentment in the act of venting and listening~

[chirpsythismorning]

DUFFER BROTHERS PAY HOMAGE TO THE FIRST GAY KISS IN FILM WITH BYLER IN S5 CHALLENGE

[sunpoffin]

thinking of a danganronpa S au where izuru takes fuyuhiko up on his offer of someplace to stay after he graduates from hope's peak. fuyuhiko keeps his word on not using izuru as a weapon but just because of who fuyuhiko is, they still end up in dangerous situations sometimes

a rival group, or powerful person burned by the kuzuryus tries to kidnap fuyuhiko and in response, izuru immediately protects him. downs the people directly threatening them in seconds, grabs fuyuhiko, and back flips away with him, while also making the remaining badguy hidden in the rafters think that izuru doesn't know about him... all so that izuru can dodge one of his bullets that he's already calculated the trajectory of perfectly so that it shoots through the window of a car as well as the specific wires needed to get it hotwired

izuru tosses fuyuhiko into the passenger seat, takes the drivers side and... stops.

Izuru: ... Izuru: I don't know how to drive. fuyuhiko: You WHAT. Izuru, now with a pretty weird smile on his face as he puts the car into drive: I don't now how to drive.

Izuru can obviously figure it out on the fly, but I think there's something thrilling to him about being confronted with something that isn't already folded into his talents. Like Izuru relies on his talents so heavily, he just assumes he has a talent for everything. And kind of gets tripped up when he has to actually use his talents to learn something new.

Also, would be extremely funny if he just straight up does NOT know how to operate a stick shift.

[kitakami-kid]

im never forgetting when i beat sv for the first time and got ed sheeran jumpscared

[einsatzzz]

Asks for any of the Oniyanagi you want to answer these questions for! (I can't think of Nami middle infirmary boy's name but him especially!)

🌾- How does this oc get along with people they just met?

🍀- Around when does this oc get up in the morning?

❄- What is this oc's favorite and least favorite food?

Hi Muffin! Thank you for sending this in hehe I'll be answering this for Hiyori (Sun Guardian & infirmary boy XD) and Shiki (Cloud Guardian)!

I don't get to draw them a lot compared to the trio, so I decided to color my sketch for them being a little bitch to e/o (Shiki started it tho). Colors subject to minor changes like the exact shade lol like Hiyori's hair is supposed to be pink why does it look purple-ish in my other screen what the hell

How does this oc get along with people they just met?

Hiyori: Even before the main story started in Daily Life Arc, he has always been a blunt but polite & hardworking honor student who's well-liked by teachers and fellow students alike. He gets along with people with basic human decency and respect if there's really no reason to be mean to them. But he won't be the one to usually reach out just to socialize.

Fast forward to when he gets dragged by KanaRumi to being involved with all this yakuza business --- If he senses the smallest bit of "not being normal" towards someone he just met, he's definitely judging you. He thinks KanaRumi and their guardians are all freaks, and he's the only normal one lmao (he also started swearing a lot because of them)

Shiki: Shiki has a preference for hanging out with people he looks up to. His criteria are those who he thinks are cool and are extremely talented/skilled at what they do. So the first thing he does when meeting someone is to judge them on whether or not they're someone who fits those criteria 😭😭

If they fit, he's very nice and polite with them. If you're in the upper ranks (yeah...he ranks them...), it would like he's a kid interacting with his favorite superhero ro some shit like that. If they don't fit, good luck because he's going to be very mean to you.

Around when does this oc get up in the morning?

Hiyori: As the most normal person in the Oniyanagi guardians (😭😭😭), he gets up at around 6AM in the morning. He even follows a morning routine before going to school, which includes doing light exercises and going for a short jog, since he really wants to maintain his health. He aspires to be a doctor, so what good would it be if he, himself, is not in good health?

Shiki: If it's a school day, then he tries his best to wake up at around 6-7AM. But the problem is that, he often spends his nights either gaming/streaming or going on missions, so he wakes up later than expected. If it's not on a school day or if his health issues start flaring up, he wakes up at around noon (earliest) or afternoon(latest).

What is this oc's favorite and least favorite food?

Hiyori: His favorite food is...his mom's cooking (🥹💖✨✨✨ Hiyoriiinnn what a good boy ueueueue). His least favorite food are spicy foods, as well as Kurumi and Bianchi's cooking. He thinks they're all health hazards.

Shiki: His favorite food is "any instant food", from instant noodles, convenience store food to canned goods, as long as its tasty enough. Anything that can be prepared on the go, because he thinks he has other better things to do (gaming) than to spend a long time cooking a balanced meal. His least favorite food are the stale and tasteless ones they serve you at the hospital.

[tervaneula]

WAHOO FINALLY SAW THE CHILDREN IN ACTION

Zero makeup and slightly damp hair because I remembered we were supposed to go see the film like 1,5 hours before it started (my lil bro also forgot about it lmfao we truly are siblings)

[yuwuta]

having yuuta thoughts .. what hobbies do you think he'd have? gege said he was into making erasers and that's sooooo OOO I NEED HIM

making erasers??? that’s so……. i didn’t even know that was a hobby people could do but why does it fit him so well LOL. in general, yuuta seems like he does a lot of tactical hobbies? like making stuff/using his hands, very crafty… there’s this girl on tiktok with a mini kiln and she makes the cutest tiny clay charms, that seems like something he would do, and give them out to his friends :(( maybe painting? or even knitting, he seems like he has calming hobbies something to tame his anxiety 😭😭 he also seems like he can build things really well, he’s very detail orientated—not just furniture, but computers, keyboards, fixing game consoles he is so the person with a 3DS checking in on tomodachi life curled up in a blanket on his couch

[lilacerull0]

i feel like reading/watching mbf immediately means knowing who i am as a person and... i cannot allow this

[kuwdora]

that perennial fic writing experience. where you have the idea and you know the shape of the story you're trying to share. right? right. 😅

a bajillion months ago i had sent @witch-and-her-witcher some of my ciri fic draft. and after some back and forth about what was going on, here was Cee's conclusion:

i gotta tag @xianvar here 'cos i have said the same thing to them once upon a time and their big bang turned into a galactic 100k bang. i can hear them cackling already. @witch-and-her-witcher you were of course right. 😆 i've managed to write 300 words here and there for the last few weeks. all wrapped up in the ciri book feelings. and. well. here is the current wordcount next to my original wordcount goal:

14k of ciri feelings. and i think i've pretty much reached the part of the story that i had actually intended on writing when i first had the idea.

also i know @sassaffrassa will be pleased to hear that i didn't let myself get lost in all of the other story ideas that sprung up during the drafting process. 'Cause I remembered the core of what I wanted to explore with ciri and ye olde book events that got glossed for game canon. putting all the other ideas in a separate document so I don't get lost again. too many ideas.

i doubt it'll stay at 14k but i think (knock on wood) i have the foundation down by now. gonna try to get it into better shape in the next few weeks if i can keep my momentum going.

writing!!! am so tired. reading!! am so tired. but by god i am going slowly keep doing the things i'm enjoying. ❤️

[yourfavecharacterisqueer]

“the smallest man who ever lived is about joe alwyn.”

“the smallest man who ever lived is about matty healy.”

WRONG. YOU ARE ALL WRONG. the smallest man who ever lived is uther pendragon and it is now about him.